What if money could talk… I mean literally?
What if potatoes really had eyes?
"Aaaaaauuuuggghh!"
What if paper could feel pain?
What if Gary Busey is the best we can do?
What if you could lick your elbow?
What if that wasn’t turkey in the turkey loaf?
What if whole fields of grass became carnivorous?
What if zombies walked the earth? How would they vote?
Hmmn… they’d probably vote Republican. No wonder they call it the “zombie apocalypse.”
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Been a pretty productive week despite my best efforts. No.. wait… the opposite of best efforts. Ah! Been a pretty productive week despite my best efforts. No.. that still sounds wrong.
In short, I’ve been getting some good work done this week. I’ve got a great start on two new book projects for Intellect, the next draft of the medical journal, three BearManor Media books, two Merry Blacksmith books, and some other work. I’ve not gotten a lot of painting done yet this week aside from some watercolors from earlier on.