Everything But Comprende, and Vado Bites Diamond
I don’t know if it started with a 2001 episode of The Oblongs by Jace Ruchdale, of its origins are older, but I really wish I had invented this idea..maybe mini-meme..
Jared (to Milo): Listen twerp! We don’t want no Valley kids hanging around our women. If we catch you around here again, we’re going to beat your face in. Comprende?
Milo: Everything but comprende.
Jared (confused): But if you.. no.. wait.. argh..
tosses